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The Devolution of Politics in Comics

August 29, 2018 Jordan 0

If you’re a long time comics fan, then there is absolutely no doubt that you’ve had at least one or two(hundred) conversations about the state of political discourse within the pages of the books we love to read. Those on the extreme left(who tend to be the ones writing a good portion of mainstream Marvel and DC books nowadays) are shoving their insane politics down the throats of their readers and the fans of those same politics tend to try and shout down anyone who disagrees with either the politics themselves or how they are portrayed in the medium, often […]

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Beast Boy Can Break Barriers Without Being Gay

January 2, 2018 Wayne 0

Note: This article initially ran without any link or explanation of the initial CBR tweet/article.  We do not condone giving such a place any traffic, and as such we provide an archive of the initial tweet here. Recently, I stumbled across a rather annoying tweet from Comic Book Resources. Big surprise, right? A shit factory pumps out a fresh log, not exactly something unexpected. The entire tweet just read “Teen Titans’ Beast Boy Needs To Come Out of the Closet”. I immediately lost my shit. How dare they suggest that sweet, wholesome, utterly stupid, hopeless romantic Gar was gay! Immediately, I […]

Cloning For Dummies

March 2, 2017 Wayne 0

I remember a debate in my old social studies class, in 7th grade that asked about the implications of human cloning. This was in the last throes of the 20th century, when things like Dolly the sheep had opened potential floodgates in the cloning field. Could we clone a human? Should we clone a human? Well, little did my nascent geek self realize, comics held a path torwards looking for answers. Could we? Probably. Should we? Well, as long as the writers at Marvel aren’t handling the project. Spider-man is currently dealing with cleanup from yet another clone storyline. Think […]

Death’s Revolving Door Policy

January 31, 2017 Wayne 0

Death is an inevitability and a finality. In comics, we’ve seen many a death. Superman died defending Metropolis from Doomsday’s rampage. Captain America was sniped by Crossbones on courthouse steps. Jean Grey died to save the rest of the X-Men from an otherwise fatal re-entry. Jason Todd was beaten to death with a crowbar by the Joker, then blown up. These deaths rocked the comics world, and the holes they left in our hearts will never be filled. Well, at least not for another 6-12 months, a year or two at most. Then some massive event will hit, and our […]

Chasing Strange: Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy

January 11, 2017 Wayne 0

I know a bunch of you shippers are so glad to hear that Harley Quinn is in a non-monogamous relationship with Poison Ivy. While a part of me was kind of blasé about it, another part of me could only laugh his fat ass off.  Not because there’s anything particularly humorous about the situation, but because DC slipped a big one past everyone’s noses, and no one sneezed. Check the wording from DC: “They are girlfriends without the jealousy of monogamy.”  So not only is this relationship homosexual, but it’s non-standard-conforming.  Is it an open relationship?  Is there a third […]

Must Read Comics: Transmetropolitan

January 11, 2017 Wayne 0

What if I said there is a vision of a sci-fi dystopia where anything you wanted could be gotten at the touch of a button? That a few commands separate you from the greatest trove of information mankind has ever had access to, but you’re just going to seek mindless entertainment and porn? That human beings would try to separate from their species, to become something new and alien, only to be oppressed by the stodgy old guard who want to keep them in line? That there was a world where politicians never changed, but only became more and more brazen […]

Batgirl: DC’s Real Killing Joke

January 11, 2017 Wayne 1

Comics are not a medium where the terms “status quo” or “logic” apply. In fact, one thing fans keep in mind is that this is a medium where real change is rare and often undone at the drop of a hat. Any change can, and will, be undone with time. Don’t believe me? Go ahead and Google how many times Jean Grey has died and come back to life. Marvel just threw their hands over their heads and said “Ah, fuck it, she’s got a primal force of life and creation in her” to hand-wave it all away. Now, with […]